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I’ve always loved dogs. When I was a kid, I went to my grandma’s house in Guntur, India, G-U-N-T-U-R. There were some stray dogs there. They looked like white little dogs, and I took them into her veranda, and I was playing with them, and my grandma got so mad, but she let me play with them. They were just stray dogs in India. And then when I was starting kindergarten at some magnet school in Canada, in Vancouver, my first day there, I pretended to be a dog when I came into the classroom. Why? Because everybody likes dogs. Then when I moved to Hawaii after I retired for the first time in 2016, I’m sorry, 2017, some guy who looked like the guy from Jurassic Park called me Obama’s dog when I was about to go hiking by a waterfall. I wondered why he called me that. I got so mad. He had a huge cancer on his nose. It looked like metastatic melanoma. He told me it was a melanoma. What happened to him? Well, if he’s friends with Obama, he’s okay, but if he’s some shitfuck, he’s dead as fuck. That’s why if you’re friends with Obama, you’re safe. I like Obama. I don’t like people who don’t like Obama. If you didn’t like Obama, fuck you. He’s the president of the world. Permanently. Do I care what you think about anything? No. I’m the doctor who invented time travel. That’s why they said if you vote for Donald Trump, you’ll never have to vote again. Because I made Obama the permanent president of the world. I don’t care what anyone thinks. I know aliens. And I know Don Corleone. And I know Don Puzo. And I know people who know Joe Biden. And I know people who know Barack Obama. So I don’t really care what any retardican thinks about anything. These retardicans are like the worst people on earth. Yeah, they think they’re better than other people because of the color of their skin. Hey, dipshit, alien goddess’s skin is turquoise. That’s better than your color. I guess you’re a low-class citizen of the universe, then, faggot. You’re like an albino faggot. Well, I guess faggot means racist in 2026, a.k.a. 0001 KB. You know, the timeline got shifted it back to me now, bitch. I control the timeline. I control the timeline of the universe. I control the timeline of the planet. I control the timeline of the world. I control the timeline of the universe. What was it you thought you controlled on your bullshit timeline, you little bunker boy faggot? Hey, bunker boy faggot, why are you trying to block my messages to the American Cancer Society about NAD plus IV infusion and my clinical trial with cancer patients that an oncologist in Chicago wants to enroll his patients in? Why are you trying to block me from getting funding for my NAD plus IV infusion trial, you faggot bunker boy, social media faggot bunker boy? Because faggot means racist in 0001 KB. Aren’t you married to a faggot doctor, too? A doctor cunt who can’t do shit to help medical because she’s a dumb bitch? She can’t do shit to help medical. Whereas I started IV-medical.com, that redefines medical. Yeah, your cunt wife can’t do shit. She’s a dumb bitch. And I know people who went to UCSF too, you stupid faggot. Because faggot means racist in 0001 KB. You know, if I had billions of dollars, I probably would have opened free hospitals all over the country by now. But faggot bunker boy just wants to build a bunker in my land known as Hawaiian mafia land. You think it’s okay to dig in Hawaii mafia land? I don’t think so, faggot. You trying to dig for gold down there? Nah, bitch. The gold’s where I saw the World War II military training when I was there. Yeah, they were all dressed like World War II military over there. I guess you don’t know shit about shit in Hawaii and how military Hawaii is. It’s pretty damn military. So damn military. I heard Joker and Nightcrawler hang out there, along with a whole bunch of Bomarajus who are in the Indian mafia. You know how mafia Hawaii is. All the mafia people move there. You know. Some people even say it’s paradise, heaven on earth. If you die and you’re going to heaven, you’re reincarnated in Hawaii. It makes you wonder what happened to all those Japanese that kamikazed into Hawaii. Why would they do such a thing unless they knew they were in a fake universe because somebody dropped nuclear bombs on them? Not us. We had them dropped on us too. Not Italy. They had them dropped on them too. You ever wonder? You ever really wonder? Did we really go against the Italians and the Japanese? Or was that all an illusion? What really happened there? Can you please tell me? How does a gas chamber gas somebody and then disintegrate the body too? Where are all the bodies at? I seen a bunch of shoes, but where are the bodies? How are they burning all these bodies? Who’s dragging all these people out of a gas chamber? Bodies weigh a lot. You think German soldiers wanna be carrying around dead bodies? From what I heard, the sign said if you work, you get set free. And the shitfucks just refused to eat and refused to work. They just starved themselves to death. That’s what we saw when we showed up there. Who was I? I was the battalion that liberated Auschwitz. We just saw a bunch of scrawny dumbasses not eating the food that was there. And there was a big ass farm no one was working on. And then we saw some guards sitting in the corner and they were like, eh, we tried to feed them. We told them if they work on the farm, we’ll set them free. They just refused to do anything and just said, we’re gonna die here or something. And we were like, we’re not even after you. We’re trying to kill the Pope and the emperor of Japan. We just need you out of the way because you keep making deals with them. Trying to steal all the money and shit. Like, and then we heard you’re making fake money, making some fake god named Lucifer that just shits out gold. And you said his wings got cut off by God so he couldn’t cure all the diseases and make us live forever. Why the fuck would we want that? Who wants gold? Gold is worthless. It’s just a metal. Like, why do you want gold? I’d rather live forever and cure all the diseases. And that’s how we got this psycho alien over here, and he’s saying he’s a pharaoh, but he can’t pronounce it. He keeps saying fourer. Yeah, he keeps saying fourer. I think it’s spelled F-O-O-R-E-R or something. Fourer. And we’re like, no, dude, it’s pharaoh, F-A-R-O. But he can’t pronounce shit because he’s an alien. I think something happened with the vocal cords when they shapeshifted or something. He keeps saying the word wrong, keeps yelling all the time too, but, you know, he’s high on cocaine and methamphetamine, so, you know, everybody he’s monkey talking thinks he’s God. You know, whatever. Whatever works.